Hell General

Insight

Hell General is the name I have given the production of Satan's Ice Cream Truck. The vehicle is a 1973 AM General FJ-8A Postal truck. The name Hell General is derived from two parts: Hell being the location of the original evil ice cream truck and General after the manufacturer of the truck, AM General.

In all actuality, my intentions with the truck have nothing to do with selling ice cream. Rather than indulge brats with over priced cream pops, I mean to deny those looking to buy a cold tasty treat by playing my happy chimes through the streets.

And when the children materialize in the streets? I will coast right past them with the sinister look of rejection.